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Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:14 AM, with 25 notes

lewisandhisblog:

westayedinthewater:

i remember when that last modern baseball record came out yall were going off on ‘oh man they have songs about INSTAGRAM now’ and i don’t adore MB, i’ll admit they have some good songs but more importantly did you guys all forget about the instagram lines (plural) in Blood on the Leaves?

The difference is that one artist is a cultural visionary whose greatness stands in spite of his temporal frame of reference and the other is a boring pop punk band. 

zing

Posted on 21st Apr at 8:05 PM, with 11 notes
lizbarfart:

it’s elvis’s birthday today. last year, on his 18th birthday, i met up with him at wawa just after midnight so he could buy cigarettes in celebration, and i bought mac n cheese, and we each smoked a cigarette on the stairs and i promptly vomited up all the mac n cheese as soon as we parted ways bc i’d had too much to drink that night. later in the week, i threw him a cats-n-dinos-themed party at happy hour bc it was all he had talked abt wanting for weeks. idk where i’m going with this, i guess it’s good to try to not to forget this stuff.

I could have sworn it was dogs-n-dinos…

lizbarfart:

it’s elvis’s birthday today. last year, on his 18th birthday, i met up with him at wawa just after midnight so he could buy cigarettes in celebration, and i bought mac n cheese, and we each smoked a cigarette on the stairs and i promptly vomited up all the mac n cheese as soon as we parted ways bc i’d had too much to drink that night. later in the week, i threw him a cats-n-dinos-themed party at happy hour bc it was all he had talked abt wanting for weeks. idk where i’m going with this, i guess it’s good to try to not to forget this stuff.

I could have sworn it was dogs-n-dinos…

Posted on 19th Apr at 11:10 AM, with 163 notes
http://monetizeyourcat.tumblr.com/post/83141014388/marxism-leninism-utenaism »

marxism-leninism-utenaism:

marxism-leninism-utenaism:

bunfoot:

when did the queer rights movement become so focused on assimilating into the white heterosexual lifestyle, when did allowing gays to kill brown people overseas become a celebrated goal & achievement, when did pride parades become supported by absolut despite the rampant alcoholism rates, when did marrying and adopting children become the ultimate freedom, when did this happen, WHY did this happen

it started happening as soon as lgbt movements started getting national press and largely for the same reason: a concerted effort by bourgeois elements of the queer community to co-opt any organizational strength and solidarity into neoliberal projects

like. excluding the sort of folks who rioted and made (rich, white, cis) queers “look bad” was a thing that happened from the very first pride parade, so like. its not like this is anything new

Posted on 18th Apr at 1:37 PM, with 123,467 notes

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

I’ve always wanted to see steve harvey have a meltdown

Posted on 18th Apr at 12:19 PM, with 69,164 notes

tigrismedve:

Rare metals - Bismuth (2x), Fluorite, Malachite, Azurite/Malachite, Pietrisite, Hafnium

Posted on 18th Apr at 12:17 PM, with 1 note
I guess I should post this somewhere:




remember that show we dropped off because we didn’t want to play with pill friends? well, because karma is real, we’re now playing a different show tonight at The Fire with Goodnight Lights, Monday Appreciation Society, and Thom McCarthy. Our set is around 9:45 tonight and we’re playing with a new bassist. Should be fun!

I guess I should post this somewhere:

remember that show we dropped off because we didn’t want to play with pill friends? well, because karma is real, we’re now playing a different show tonight at The Fire with Goodnight Lights, Monday Appreciation Society,
and Thom McCarthy. Our set is around 9:45 tonight and we’re playing with a new bassist. Should be fun!

Posted on 17th Apr at 3:30 PM, with 148 notes
what’s the version of the oedipus complex where your early sexuality is dominated by a primal yearning to overcome and replace fox mulder in the eyes of dana scully

misandrist-of-gor:

"I Want To Believe"

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